cut ang classes

 aun !! cinut ang classes .. hahaha .. ang swerte ng first day q .. wahahahaha .. iba tlga pag pogi =)) .. *pogi raw* .. hahaha .. .. grabe .. sobrang lakas ng ulan .. .. sarap tlga ng malakas ang ulan .. .. wahahaha .. aun .. wlang kwenta mga classmates q .. wlang mga dating .. =)) .. pero ok lng .. panghapon naman aq e .. hahahaha .. mga tarantado p ung mga lalaki .. ang iingay .. wahahaha .. buti nlng quiet aq .. buti nlng mabait aq .. mwahahaha .. sa totoo lng, mamimisz q ung hotshot .. ( .. d q n mapapanuod un .. syang naman .. hahaha .. 

 takte .. nalibang aq sa hotshot .. hnd aq mkapag post ng blog .. wahahaha .. kakaiyak ung storya .. .. takte .. may sakit c “coach lee” .. wahahaha . umiiyak c papa andy .. =)) .. grabe .. ganda n tlga ng storya nung hot shot .. syang d q n mapapanuod .. wawa naman c cody .. =)) .. nilalayuan sya ni cherry .. hehe .. may kisz pa .. hehe .. grabe .. kakakilig .. hahaha .. tae .. XD ..

 tama n ung pag post .. wahaha .. lumalabas n ung feminine side q .. hahaha .. piz awt ..

Green Jokes

 dear bloggers,

           alam niu b ?? hahaha . na tuwang tuwa aq sa green jokes .. ewan q qng bqt .. hahaha .. bka ma”anu” n aq .. hahahaha .. .. pero seriously, it makes my day .. hahaha .. grabe tlgang mga green jokes to .. iba ung dating sakin e .. grabe =)) ..kakaiba tlga ung dating skn ng mga jokes n to .. i want to share some funny grean jokes .  

enjoi !!

 Joke no. 1

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me … it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
she was near anyone else.

One day “little” sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a
word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, “We are very happy that you have passed our
little test…..we couldn’t ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car. 

Joke no. 2

isang araw may magshota nag magsesex….

Girl: hon, patingin naman ng t*t* mo,
Boy: o cge wait lng….(naghubad)

Girl: eeewww… ang liit naman niyan hon, may nkasulat pang EMO, 3 letters lng naman.
Boy: ahhh ganon!!! (pinatigas at pinahaba)
Girl: WOW!!! ang haba!!!!
Boy: ano?? ang haba noh??
Girl:El filibusterisMO pla…. 

wahaha .. aun .. fave jokes q yan .. =))

pampahimbing ng 2log yan sa gabi =)) .. kea mga bata, matatanda, mgbasa n dn kau ng mga “green jokes” at siguradong lalawak ang inyong kaisipan .. =)) .. 

takte, natapos aq d2 ng 11:30pm na .. hahaha ..

vincent now signing off ^_^V

School Year !!

 oh my gawd !! another friggin boring year for school .. NOOOO !! .. sabi nila msya raw ang school, eh bqt gnun ? prang hnd naman ?? =)) .. tae .. pero, 2lad q at ng ibang magaaral .. habol lamang namin ang aming “BAON” . =)) .. na gagamitin sa mga walang kakwenta kwentang bagay .. =)) .. msaya pumasok qng masayang kasama ang mga dabarkads mu sa school .. hnd mu maiiwasang mag cut ng klase .. ung takbuhan ung teacher .. gaguhin ung mga teacher .. hahaha .. the best tlga .. pero may pagkakataong dn n pag nahuli ka, diretso ka sa office .. hahaha .. unforgettable un, sapagkat magkakaroon ka n ng record nun sa school at mahihirapan k ng pumasok sa magandang eskwelahan sa kolehiyo .. kea mga kabataan .. dpat taung magaral ng mabuti =))

OFF TOPIC !!

tumalsik n nga pla ang cleveland .. NOOOO !! napanood q knina ung replay .. *hnd q kc napanood ung live telecast* .. sayang .. ang galing galing p naman ng cleveland ..  kakapanghinayang tlga .. grabe .. lakers pati orlando ang magtutuos sa finals .. bet q dun lakers .. kc malakas tlga lakers ngaun .. hnd nagtagumpay ung “LEBRON KOBE MATCHUP” .. sayang .. 

it’s 11:53pm ..

grabe ulan .. kelangan q p ma2log ng maaga .. mageenroll p aq mamya .. deym !! .. pero ok lng .. “MORE BAON” !! =)) ..

piz awt !!